7:30 a.m.

You’ve already been in the kitchen and prepared your love’s favorite breakfast—pancakes, a berry compote (you’re going all out this year), some fresh pour-over and a simple bowl of cereal. Bleary-eyed, they emerge from sleep and say, “this is so lovely, but where’s the cereal milk?” You’ve been anticipating this question, and you present them with a beautiful morning joint you’ve rolled with an 1/8th of Essence cannabis flower. The strain: Cereal Milk. “Here it is,” you say with a grin. You smoke it together and enjoy the early light and peace. It’s going to be a great Valentine’s Day.

5:43 p.m.

Dinner’s at 7. You’ve had the reservation for weeks. You’re both excited. How about a cocktail before you head out? In fact, there’s quite a bit of V-Day left to go, so how about one that has as much complexity as any you’ve ever had but without the alcohol? You pour a couple tumblers of Seedlip’s Spice 94 and mix with a dash of Tonic for an herbacious bite. This stuff is delicious and effervescent.

9:48 p.m.

You pop open 1906’s Love pills and each take one. Blood flow increases, libido follows, cannabis does its work in combination with damiana, ashwagandha, theobromine, muira puama and catuaba. You’ve also discreetly hidden some of Foria’s Awaken Arousal Oil with CBD and have that ready to go for just such an occasion. Footage of the next couple hours is…not found.

11:23 p.m.

You draw a bath. There’s excitement to unwind. You drop in one of Klei’s Restore Eucalyptus & Peppermint Arnica Oil Bath Bombs and breathe in the relaxing lavender wave of the coconut body scrub.

12:02 a.m.

It’s February 15th now. Bed time. Just as you’re both feeling as relaxed and satsified as can be, you pop a CBN pearl from Grön. CBN is a cannabinoid that helps you fall asleep really quickl—[sound of gentle snoring upon completion of best Valentine’s Day ever]

Happy Valentine’s Day, everyone. We love you!